22 June, 2007

I'm Back Bitches...

The blog-sphere is still reeling with news of the Angry Pirate's return to the world of web publishing.
Let me see what's new.

Lindsay is in rehab: 50 Patients at a California rehab text message their dealers simultaneously.
Britney shaves head and loses mind: The people rejoice.
Lindsay is back in rehab: Lindsay goes to the beach and drinks alot.
Paris is in jail: LA county jails suffer an unprecidented outbreak of the clap.

Everyone in Hollywood is rumored pregnant - Katie Holmes, Holly Madison, Halle Berry, Christina Aguilera, your mom : The Angry Pirate is back.

Y'arrgh @ 4:12 PM 2 comments

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