Borat Frat Boys Lose It Again.

The two idiots who sued Sasha Baron Cohen and the producers of Borat have lost their case to have their scene removed from the movie.

The fools allegedly were approached about being in a film. When they agreed, staffers supposedly took them to a bar, and got them loaded. After signing a stack of papers, they were loaded again. This time into an RV with a driver and set loose to pick up the titular hitch-hiker.

According to the embarassed frat boys, they were told that the papers were only waivers about riding in the RV, and not contracts for their appearance in the film. Also, they believed that their fraternity and school would not be identified. Much to the merriment of both, they were.

Even though the boys claim that it was the booze that was behind their racist, sexist and downright HI-larious ramblings, they didn't have a leg to stand on. So, the judge slapped the case down like a $2 ho.

Papa Joe will Sell Jessica for 10K.

Papa Joe "Mad Dog" Simpson is offering publishers a once-of-a-daytime opportunity to have some great product placement. For 10,000 USD, Jessica will supposedly be shot reading your magazine in an upcoming movie.

Even though the film has product placement gurus working on similar issues. According to the source, the 10 K check to Joe will get you in the door too.

A special note to all you students out there: For 15k, Jessica will do your master's thesis for you. Though I have no idea what a 4 page paper on the art of blowing bubble gum bubbles and record producers will get you...

"I have no idea what that is, but ah wahnt it."