Papa Joe will Sell Jessica for 10K.

Papa Joe "Mad Dog" Simpson is offering publishers a once-of-a-daytime opportunity to have some great product placement. For 10,000 USD, Jessica will supposedly be shot reading your magazine in an upcoming movie.

Even though the film has product placement gurus working on similar issues. According to the source, the 10 K check to Joe will get you in the door too.

A special note to all you students out there: For 15k, Jessica will do your master's thesis for you. Though I have no idea what a 4 page paper on the art of blowing bubble gum bubbles and record producers will get you...

"I have no idea what that is, but ah wahnt it."