Mall Security Fights Over Simpson

TMZ is reporting that Jessica Simpson was the cause of a fist fight at the mall. When I first saw the headline, I thought that it was referring to everybody who bought Employee of the Month versus every store clerk who would only give store credit for the inevitable return.

But no!

This is a case where mall security decided to step it up for my favorite big boobed blonde. Apparently the paparazzi were really swarming that day, so mall security decided to give one lens leech the old shove. Pap's reply? Two shutterbugs pounded the guard with fists-a-flyin'. The sweet taste of victory was awarded to mall security for once, when a group of them managed to subdue the angry photogs.

An interesting profile of three very different jobs. On one hand you have paparazzi, who swarm around fleeting fame like flies on a horse farm. They kill princesses and annoy drunk heiresses. Then there's Mall Security who spend their days moving kids around the food court and macking on that girl who works at Piercing Pagoda. And the third and perhaps most interesting of all jobs, "pop music has been". They spend their days flashing their fleshy bits to the very photographers that they run from and buying high-end crap with the royalties from their one big hit. I never saw THAT posting on Monster.com.