19 January, 2007

Paris to Fix the Wonky Eye?

Paris Hilton's screwed up eye is on the pages of the New York Post.

Page Six is reporting that she went to a plastic surgeon this week to discuss fixing that retarded little flap of skin. (No, not Paris. Just her eye.) According to the article, she had her eyes done 6 years ago and some muscular damage to her eyelid resulted. That half-drunk, punched-in-the-eye look has become a sort of trademark for her. If the muscle is that damaged, she might be out of luck.

According to a source, the doc has told her to stop wearing colored contacts to turn her brown eyes blue. Apparently they are irritating the issue by drying out her eye. Maybe if someone made her cry that would help.

Here's a fun fact: Over 700,000 people have bought her sex tape One Night in Paris. Only 100,000 + people have bought her CD. People would rather watch the transmission of STDs than hear to Paris sing.

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