02 June, 2006

Bam Chicka Woof Woof...

According to TMZ.com, a woman is suing that decrepit old porn mogul and labial genius Larry Flynt (of Hustler Magazine) because his Schnauzer allegedly "attacked" her.

I'll be honest here, I love schnauzers. While they may look like the angry old man of the dog kingdom, in reality they are terriers with a great disposition.

The dog has probably had enough of booze, tits and being dragged behind a wheelchair 6 hours a day and decided to make a break for Mike Tyson style infamy. That, or this woman got barked at and is using it to try to get a piece of Larry's pink palace.

Either way, this story depresses me because it proves that even Flynt's schnauzer gets more pieces of ass than I do.

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That dog is so cute. I always thought they looked like funny old men too.

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