Mariah Carey Has A Drinking Problem

It must be nice to be able to bark at someone and have them actually feed you water.

Comeback kid Mariah Carey was photographed with an assistant holding a cup for her while she takes a gulp at a recent record signing. For whatever reason this became a back page news story. Slow news day? Hell yeah.

There are two cases where it is acceptable for someone to feed you water like that. Number 1, you are in a hospital bed, and the "assistant" is a nurse. Number 2, you have no arms, and a straw isn't readily available.

The one thing that bothers me about the story, linked above, is that she tries to spin it by claiming that the reason someone had to water her is that she is just too darn kind to her fans.