Spears Shakes Up The Baby World

Britney Spears, who was originally naming a line of baby clothing after her firstborn Sean Preston, has reportedly changed the name of the clothing brand to "Baby Soul Rock 'n' Roll".

There are presumably many reasons that she announced the change. It's possible that she didn't want to commit to the name Sean Preston, when no one (including her) knows how long that poor little kid is going to survive in her care.

Perhaps she's naming the new spawn of Federline "Rock", because we've all seen how Sean Preston likes to "Roll" across the floor after falling out of all manner of ill-orchestrated baby furniture.

Either way, it's amazing to me that the poster child for mandatory moron-sterilization has the cojones to create a line of baby clothes. At least we can all look forward to the series of designer helmets.