Proof of Life?
TMZ.com has a copy of "Suri Cruise's" "birth" "certificate".
There are some sort of Scooby Doo style hijinks afoot with this, and the editors of TMZ do a fine job pointing out the inconsistencies.
When they pull the mask off of Xenu and it's really old man Hubbard under there, if he says "I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling kid", you owe me a shot.
Because anything else would make me yack, I am including a picture of Kate Noelle Holmes before she was posessed by Satan.
The "certificate" of "birth" is available here.
2 comments:
Ah Katie Holmes before she was possesed. I almost don't even remember that. But clearly in the picture you have provided us with you can see how Cruise decided to take her into his clutches. She probably wanted to scream but Cruise told he she wasn't allowed to make a sound while being posessed. Get it? Get it?
I see what you did there. :)
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