"In Special Honor of Her Freckled Puss."

Paris' posse is at it again.

Stop. Read that again. It's like one of those email forwards that shows how the brain just assumes crap, and fills in the blanks. Nope. The word is "Posse", as in "gang of friends or criminals". Though it could probably go either way. Of course, so could Paris.

So anyway...

Remember back forever ago, say last month when Brandon Davis was all bloated, drunk, and red-faced walking down the street screaming about how Lindsay Lohan has a "firecrotch", and various other anti-Redhead/anti-Lohan sentiment. Paris giggled like a moron and Brandon ended up in rehab.

Cut to two days ago. Paris, Brandon, and the rest of the clueless crew were at "In and Out Burger" (which I thought was slang for Paris' hoo-ha, and not an actual restaurant) when Team Firecrotch struck again.

This time, the lead offender was Hilton's record producer Scott Storch. According to the group they were out celebrating "Firecrotch Day", which if you were wondering is August 11th. (I'll send you a card next year.) The coup de grace of this rant had to have been when the paparazzo asked if the bright red interior of their car was done especially for Lindsay. Storch replied, "Yes we did, in special honor of her freckled puss."

Witnesses say that Brandon, fresh out of rehab, was seen quietly slinking back to his own car while this diatribe was ongoing. It looks like Team Firecrotch might just burn someone else this time.