Lohan's Moose Knuckle and the Canals of Venice

You know that I was going to be all over this like crazy on Tom Cruise. Lindsay Lohan (star of one of my guiltiest pleasures Mean Girls, and general Hollywood ho-bag) flashed her cooter to the world yesterday.


Linds is slutting around Europe to promote her new movie Bobby. This picture comes to us from the canal docks of Venice, Italy. People who have spent a hot, still day in the Italian city know that the stench can be overwhelming at times. Lohan, never resisting a challenge, decided to give those pesky canals a run for their money.

Leaving her panties to rot on the hotel room floor or the CDC petri dish (whichever comes first) Lindsay strutted her stuff to the publicity event. With nothing but air and a but of breezy fabric seperating the world famous firecrotch from the prying lenses of the paparazzi she entered the race. While the Venice canals had the very slight edge aroma-wise, Ho-han clearly won the competition for channel width.

Lohan Birth Canal 1, Venice Canal 1.