21 September, 2006

Mario Lopez is Dating That Girl.

According to US Weekly one of the couples on Dancing With the Stars is dating, and it isn't Jerry Springer and Vivica A. Fox.

Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff are reportedly dating each other, which may account for some of the steam on the twice weekly sweaty dance show. This is very good news for Lopez, who is still the object of lust for every girl who grew up in the late 80's. Karina, as long as they manage her gi-normous forehead, is very hot.

Mario is having a bit of a career upswing, but he's no Mark-Paul or Tiffany-Amber. Those two are making a killing doing appearances at local auto shows. Even Dustin Diamond is doing Howard Stern. Poor Mario was relegated to making cameos on crap VH1 shows like 'What happened to the 80's' and 'Extra'.

So now Mario is back on TV, and he's dating a hot dancer. Obviously, the latin lover of teen sitcoms has sold his soul to the devil. Well, whatever it takes, man.

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