Ashlee Opens Up...

Ashlee Simpson opened in 'Chicago' on London's West End. According to quotes, she really identifies with murderous, and fame-hungry Roxie Hart, whom she now plays 8 times a week.

Fame hungry yes, but murdering... perhaps just the theatre. Think of this as vindication for her SNL lipsyncing flub. There she is eight performances a week with nothing but a wireless mic on her hairline and a high-end theatrical soundboard at the other end. Sure there's no crying in baseball, but there's also no faking it in the live theatre.

Ever since she went under the knife, it's entirely possible that she is now the sexy Simpson. Now with the legit theatre turn, she might even be the talented Simpson. I'll bet OJ is pissed that she's playing Roxie Hart, because now... she's the murdering Simpson too. But he's still the best, I mean hell... He got away with it.