Anna Nicole is Unfit for the Bahamas.

Politicians in Bahamas are working hard to send Anna Nicole back to California.

According to them, she is unfit for the islands. There's an interesting caveat in Bahamian law which allows people who are of good character AND can afford to buy a $500,000 home without needing employment in the Bahamas to be eligible for citizenship. Essentially a "Rich People Come Spend Your Money Here" clause. I'd be willing to bet that this is one of the first times that the morality clause has been busted out in a long time. I remember a house on Grand Bahama Island with 10 garages and gun parapets that was the known home of a major drug lord. Apparently he was OK.

This is the set of islands that host thousands of drunk boob-flashing college students every spring. The island that has casinos and bars where you can get drunk and laid every night. Essentially it's my kind of place.

I'm not saying that I disagree with the Bahamian politician. Anna Nicole is an alleged drug-addled gold digger, and a joke on heels. As far as I'm concerned she should be deported to an island somewhere. But who would have thought that they would have sent her back.