Just in Time for Halloween: Tara Reid Talks About The Franken-nipples.

This morning on 'The Today Show', the formerly cute now somewhat beat up star of the 'American Pie' trilogy and seemingly perpetually drunk E! star talked about her boobs.

Many of us may remember the pictures from a year or so ago when her dress fell down and the world was treated to her unensconced ta-ta. The nipple was so malformed that it got the nickname "Franken-boobie".

At the time the Reid-ster vehemently denied getting implants. After a national eye-roll, she was banished to basic cable. I mean, it wasn't too hard to see the inflation, even without seeing the proof of an obviously recently reattached nip.

"It looked like I got completely butchered up," Tara the Tittie told 'Today'. "The areolas ... they looked like goose-shaped eggs." Reid also described the excruciating pain caused by her liposuction. "I got these bumps ... like little golf balls all over my stomach, and it hurt."

I wonder what she's promoting, because it's a little bit of a delay to make excuses for, and especially weird on a morning talk-show. I'm all for improving yourself via plastic surgery, exercise, or even via self-help books (*Cough*Tara*Cough*).

But honey, you can afford the good stuff. Why buy your money-makers at Wal*Mart?