Tina Fey on Paris Hilton

While the title of this post may be a fantasy of many people, it obviously isn't to Tina Fey. This morning the spunky brunette hottie came into do an interview with Howard Stern. She was very funny and upfront about everything including some behind the scenes gossip on SNL. One of the things that she said was something we totally agree on.

Paris Hiton is stupid.

But there are some interesting snippets of conversation. Fey said early on "Paris Hilton looks like a tranny. Her hands are as big as your entire arm elbow to fingertip."

Nail. On. The. Head. In addition, she talked about the clumps of hair that they found in the hallway from Paris' "cheap weave" and all of the dumb ideas and stuck up crap that went on that week.

Watch 30 Rock tonight on NBC. Even though I'm not a huge Alec Baldwin fan, I have to say he is incredibly funny on the show. Tina Fey has done a fantastic job with it.

A Crowd of Naked People...

On Wednesday, lucky viewers of the Tyra Banks Show will be treated to an early April Fool's gift. (If you're into it, and you're looking for early shopping ideas for April Fool's gifts, I'm a big fan of giving STDs or drug paraphanalia and a prank call to the cops.) Anyway, back to the less violent African American panty model...

Members of Tyra's studio audience were forced to endure the show in their underwear. Curiously enough, the majority of them (if not all) are reportedly hot. The topic of the show? What "normal" people are wearing under their clothes. For a moment, let's imagine that the audience isn't packed with compensated actors and models who are agreeable to sitting in a cold TV studio in their drawers...

Normal people's underwear is a frightening thing.

Look around the average city bus, and tell me that you want to see any of them in their tighty-whiteys. OK, there's that one girl, but she won't even look your way since you gave her that Halloween card with a lock of your hair inside of it.

John Lovitz is Cool.

"I really loved your work on Mom and Dad Save the World, can I kiss you?"

"Only if you put your nipple on my hand"

"Of course. I just wanted to tell you that you're very funny."

"Madam, tell your friend to go away. Her tits are saggier than mine."

"That's not very nice."

"Neither is gravity. Now come to my hotel room. "

Or maybe there was just awkward topless small talk... I don't know for sure. Either way it's very cool that when you're famous, naked women come up to you. Even when you don't have a dollar bill in your teeth...

"Eat fresh!"