08 January, 2007

Britney Just Needed To Hang On a Little Longer.

It looks like Caesar's Palace is looking to keep the $400,000 that they agreed to pay Britney Spears to get drunk at PURE nightclub on New Year's Eve. Imagine a world where a casino pays panty-less former mouseketeer almost a half a million dollars to basically hang out at the bar. Seems pretty crazy, right?

That's nothing. You're living in a world where a casino offers to pay a panty-less former mouseketeer almost a half a million dollars to hang out at their bar and she can't even get through the night. It has been widely publicized that she "passed out" and had to be carried out of the nightclub by her entourage. According to according to Ben Widdicombe at the NY Daily News, the club is not going to pay her beacuse she left early.

The hits just keep on coming for Brit. First there'e the divorce, then the crotch shots... Now she can't even get paid. Time will only tell what indignities time and tide will allow for the former spank bank prodigy.

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