Happy F-ing New Year!
To the one and a half people that read this blog, I want to say this:
Stop calling me TOPHER!
Nah, I'm just kidding. I really mean:
Nah, I'm just kidding. I really mean:
Happy F-ing 2007!
Which that is pretty much what Vanessa Minnillo (AKA Nick Lachey's DNA bucket replacement for Jessie) said live on the MTV airwaves on New Year's Eve. You can see the actual f-bomb almost live, right here:
She's pretty hot, and pretty drunk. Put that on TV and you've got ratings gold.
Unfortunately about 15 people watch MTV's New Year's Eve programming, and most of them are already making out or playing spin the bottle by that time of the night. (9 pm) You can't waste time watching TV when Timmy's dad could come downstairs at any minute. (And just so you know... That Haylie Smith is the biggest ho-bag in the sixth grade... Seriously, you better get yourself checked out) If you had been watching instead of trying to touch a boobie for the first time, you might have noticed that glittery bitch on TV saying the bad word that daddy says when mom won't bring him the meatloaf.
Actually, I'm glad that someone misses the Pirate. Posting here is my New Year's resolution. Well that, and touching a boobie for the first time. Damn Haylie Smith.
She's pretty hot, and pretty drunk. Put that on TV and you've got ratings gold.
Unfortunately about 15 people watch MTV's New Year's Eve programming, and most of them are already making out or playing spin the bottle by that time of the night. (9 pm) You can't waste time watching TV when Timmy's dad could come downstairs at any minute. (And just so you know... That Haylie Smith is the biggest ho-bag in the sixth grade... Seriously, you better get yourself checked out) If you had been watching instead of trying to touch a boobie for the first time, you might have noticed that glittery bitch on TV saying the bad word that daddy says when mom won't bring him the meatloaf.
Actually, I'm glad that someone misses the Pirate. Posting here is my New Year's resolution. Well that, and touching a boobie for the first time. Damn Haylie Smith.
1 comment:
Welcome back Pirate! We missed you and had nothing to read for a very long time. I also am very very excited to know that your New year's resolution is to touch a boobie, that's mine to, well maybe two boobies. - The Critics Lounge
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