Trump Continues Feud with Rosie "Today"

Trump and his hot daughter Ivanka (pictured, right) sat down for a quick chat with former View co-hag Meri Viera on this morning's Today show. Presumably the time was booked for the Trumpster and the drippy debutante to shill for the premiere of The Apprentice: Los Angeles which is in the can, and heading our way.

In classic (and class-y) form, Today opened the interview with clips of Rosie O'Donnell talking about Don's bankruptcies and marriages, and Don saying Rosie was fat, stupid, and ugly. Viera jumped right out of the gate and asked him the big question about this very public feud.

Rather than take the high road, Donny boy continued to snipe at her. Let me summarize the whole thing this way:

• Rosie took a shot at Donald because she was pissed that he "pardoned" Miss Tara Conner for getting out of control.
• Donald shot back in a snarky, albeit schoolyard fashion.
• Rosie pointed America to a Wikipedia page (rumored to be her own creation) listing some of The Don's failures.
• Rinse... and repeat.

It's time to end this. Really.

Donald... if you're reading the Pirate (which I know you do) I have some unsolicited advice (in gold, cause I know that will get your attention):

Stop giving publicity to the loudmouth flannel licker by talking about her. It's free advertising for her lesbian clam bakes and anti-establishment rhetoric. You're worth more than that, don't stoop to that level.

Rosie... I KNOW you love some Angry Pirate, so here's some for you (in pink, cause I've heard you like it for some reason):

There's no reason to continue this, because all you're doing is helping Trump promote his show. Keep up the good work with the gay cruises and your advocacy for family rights, don't stoop to that level.

Done and Done.