11 January, 2007

Kitchen Disasters with Gordon Ramsay!

I just got an email from the casting department of "Kitchen Disasters" asking if I'd like Chef Gordon Ramsay (Fox's Hell's Kitchen) to come to my restaurant and fix it up.

So, if you are a restaurant owner and you've got yourself a grade A shithole, Chef Gordon will come clean that shit up.

I'm the first person to admit that I have daddy issues, and for one brief, shining moment I considered seeking Ramsay's approval on season 3 of Hell's Kitchen. Now you have the chance to be mocked for more than your occupation, but your entire life's work. Sign up, but if you do... give me a shoutout, and I want Chef's autograph.

As follows:

Have you ever dreamed that CHEF GORDON RAMSAY (FOX's Hell's Kitchen) would come into your establishment for one week and troubleshoot your problems?
No matter what type of restaurant, if you need help, please contact the casting department as soon as possible!
Do any of these apply to you?

- Has your restaurant been open for many years and you are barely covering the bills?
- Are you a first-time owner who sank your life savings into the restaurant and it's not making it?
- Are you an experienced restaurateur and your newest venture is not taking off?
- Are your food costs, liquor costs and staffing expenses too high to survive?
- Are you in a fantastic location and you still don't appeal to the customers?
- Do the Chef, Staff & Owner have differing visions of the restaurant?
- Is the communication between the kitchen and front of house bad?
- Have you tried everything to increase business and nothing helps?
YOU MUST BE PREPARED TO BE HONEST ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS!

If you are passionate about turning your fortunes around, then we would love to hear from you.

Please email the casting department at kitchennightmares@gmail.com with the following information:

1. Name(s) and Age(s) of restaurant owner(s)
2. Location and contact number
3. A photograph of the outside of the restaurant and owner (include a staff photograph if possible).
4. A description of why you need Chef Gordon Ramsay's help

**If selected, you will be compensated for your time**

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