Jack-Owes a lot of money.

Star-Pharmacy Mickey Fine is seeking $101,926.66 from Pop's biggest freak. According to TMZ obtained court documents, Michael Jackson stopped paying his drug bill in mid-2005. Since then, he ordered over 100k worth of meds.

I understand that prescription pills are expensive, but even at $10 a pill we're still talking over 10,000 pills which roughly amounts to 18 per day since he stopped paying. (That IS assuming that he doesn't have some kind of health insurance, which would of course increase the haul.)

The real news here is that even with 18 pills a day if you're a kid-toucher, no amount of drugs can supress that. This is very bad news for the Catholic church.

See what I did there? Simple math.