Lohan is in Rehab... Finally.

According to CNN (an actual news outlet), Lindsay Lohan has checked herself into L.A.'s Wonderland Center rehab for undisclosed reasons. She has admitted to attending AA meetings in the past so it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what she's going to be doing for the next few weeks.

Can you imagine being the poor bastard in her group sessions who was sentenced by the court to be there? His life is about as shitty as it gets, and he's going to have to listen to underage Ho-han bitch about how she can't deal with her millions of dollars and fame. I hope they don't allow any sharp objects in there, because she might come out missing an eye.

In other news... CNN? Yeah. She's way too famous. Sure, Mean Girls was a great movie, but that's about it.

Edited to Add: What was the spark that set this train into motion you ask? Lohan was allegedly found passed out in the hallway outside of Prince's Golden Globes party at 6 am.