17 January, 2007

Cameron Diaz is a Mess.

It's a big night in Hollywood. The Golden Globes were on, and most people are drunk and wallowing in their own riches and success. It was an even BIGGER night for stalkers. According to Page Six, Cameron Diaz spent the evening following Justin Timberlake around from party to party.

After she tracked him to the In Style party (probably by dispatching a crew of flying monkeys with N'Sync posters and $5 bills) they had an awkward conversion. Then her magic mirror told her that he was up at the rooftop of the Beverly Hilton, celebrating his freedom at the Universal party. When she arrived, Justin had the gall to be talking to Derek Jeter's beard and the current holder of "most toned ass in Hollywood", Jessica Biel. Cameron "Batman Joker in a wedding dress" Diaz couldn't have that. So she marched over an blew up at Biel. The source called the scene "desperate".

Justin Timberlake has been rumored to be dating Scarlett Johansen, and now he's macking on Jessica Biel. The Joker has a right to be jealous. Unfortunately, her downward spiral started months ago... this is just another twist. What a frigging mess.

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