Kathy Griffin Takes a Bite out of an Apple

Kathy Griffin is dating Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.

The D-List celebu-not is recently divorced from her first husband, whom she claimed stole money from her. It's a good thing that you can't steal the funny from a person, because Kathy Griffin has plenty to go around. Or not.


Seriously though, I'm happy for Kathy Griffin.

She's finally netted herself a wealthy man. Even if that man looks like Stephen King and Harry from Harry and the Hendersons had a child.

He's certainly doing us all a service by giving Griffin no reason to do appearances or stand up.

The dude has millions and billions of dollars. But more importantly he is bedding an annoying redhead. The only other person who was so lucky was the last person to bang Carrot Top. Sorry C-top. I meant to call...