Margaret Qualley is Dating Davidson

If chlamydia could walk and talk, it would look like Pete Davidson walking around Manhattan on a hot summer day.  Somehow his penis has seen more Grade A meat than the dry aging room at Morton's Steakhouse.

After sliming his way through the amazing Ariana Grande, Carly Aquino, and MILF-to-the-stars Kate Beckinsale - he's now set his sights on Margaret Qualley.  Maggie isn't a household name yet, so many of you pirate swine may only know her if I tell you she's Andie MacDowell's daughter.  She seems to have inherited her mom's prodigious teeth and gums, which is killer if you are in any form of orthodontia or a particularly capable dental hygienist.  I don't want to be a neigh-sayer (low key horse pun) but I think she's more his speed.  

Clearly the man is some sort of wizard, or perhaps he's toting around trouser tackle of anaconda-like quality (and quantity?).  Someday when the historians look back at this, they will probably assume that there was a shortage of men to date, and this emo bitch was considered a top-notch play.

I wish you much success in your pillaging of another LA brunette who wants to prove something to her parents.