03 June, 2006

Kidman Going All the Way in the Dark

According to sources, blonde beauty and Scientology refugee Nicole Kidman will marry her fiancee Keith Urban at her Sydney home under the cover of darkness.

The couple has consulted a helicopter firm to mull over the strategy, designed to assure that the paparazzi doesn't have a shot at snapping the story.

After years married to the pink prince of Scientology, being kept in the dark is probably a very comfortable thing for her. If I were her, I'd be less concerned about the prying eyes of the press and more concerned with the wrath of Xenu.

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