Paris Rolls Her Own "Cigarettes"

TMZ spotted Paris Hilton arriving at a Hollywood club exhaling from what looks suspiciously like a big fat blunt. When she spotted the flash bulb her reaction was to take a dive and hope the cloud of smoke obscured her as she fumbled around for something else to sate her oral fixation.

I remember in high school, those kids in the Guns 'N Roses shirts who used to roll their own because it was super cool looking, and a very alt-culture thing to do. But Paris can't be bothered to walk her own ridiculous little dog, much less roll her own cigarettes.

The final nail in the coffin for her is that her publicist so proactively sought out the photog in question to explain the heiress' love for rolling her own. Tobacco, that is.

The person I feel really bad for is the security guard/coke mule in the back seat with a third degree burn in her forehead from when Paris hurled the "tobacco" cigarette away from the prying lenses of the media.