Lohan Cut and Ran

Due to rising oil prices and the weakening US dollar, the price of coke in Hollywood has sky-rocketed.

In a totally unrelated story, Lindsay Lohan quit her job today according to sources. She was set to co-star with Amanda Peet and Aaron Eckhart in the film, 'Bill'. Apparently, the director wasn't well known enough for La Lohan's high standards in filmmaking.

Perhaps it was the outstanding commercial success of 'Just My Luck' that has her head so swollen. Well that, or the fact that her liver is shutting down.

It's all about supply and demand, really.