30 June, 2006

Say Goodbye to the Drunk Dial

Best. Invention. Ever.

I'm serious. Korean phone manufacturer LG is bringing a cell phone to the US market that contains a built in breathalyzer.

It contains a road readiness test, where you blow into it and it tells you if you can drive legally or not.

Best of all though, it has a feature where you can lock out certain numbers in your contacts list if you are blowing over a .08.

Shit, if I had this feature on my phone in college I wouldn't have alienated over 62% of the girls on the varsity soccer team. I KNOW that I would have had a real shot with more of those sweet asses if I could've just kept my drunk mouth shut.

Unfortunately for those of us who still think it's fun to see who can get the drunkest, it doesn't give you a full reading. It just tells you that you're over the limit. Still though, I love it when technology can help prevent me from making an ass out of yourself. Screw Blackberries, THIS is the must have device of the year.

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