Christina's No-Nos Are Now Lead Free

Maybe it's a nod to heightened airport security. But Christina says out of respect for her husband, she has finally removed all of her piercings. R. E. S. Pect, bitches. At the height of her skanky period, she went on record saying that she had 12 piercings, including her nips and hoo-ha.

I guess that once you've already banged Christina Aguilera you can take the moral high road. But you can't tell me that he threw her out of bed that month where she looked like a 2 dollar whore.

What the f. is this guys problem? Piercings are supposed to increase sexual pleasure, but he wants her all natural and half as sexual.

If he'd wanted to marry Martha Stewart, he should have. She only has one nipple piercing and she makes one hell of an apple pie.