Paris Hilton on Cops?

I hate Paris Hilton. Even when she doesn't do anything, she annoys me. The other night, according to witnesses, Paris engaged in a car chase with an LA cop.

For whatever reason, the sherriff let her off, claiming that she was "remorseful" for her evasive actions, and oh, by the way... she didn't act intoxicated.

A special note to law enforcement everywhere... if you pull Paris Hilton over at 2 am, she is drunk or high. Possibly both. If you let her off, she will just keep it up... and probably laugh at you behind your back.

Maybe this guy was jonesing for a case of the clap, or was missing a little herpes in his life. He might have been hoping that the hotel heiress would even comp him a night at the Waldorf... Either way, he has now gone on record looking like an idiot. Someone just arrest her, please.