Aniston is Best Dressed

People Magazine has released its list of Best Dressed Celebrities. Topping the list is Mrs. Vaughn herself, Jennifer Aniston. Those who voted for her (by a whopping 54% of the vote) cited her "impeccable taste" and brand loyalty.

Wait a second... BRAND LOYALTY? What is this an undergraduate marketing course?

The top five is as follows:

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Halle Berry
3. Jessica Alba
4. Beyonce
5. Eva Longoria
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That's very similar to a list that I have. It has nothing to do with being best dressed, or even dressed at all. I think it's possible that this list is ranked by the number of times your cleavage has been exposed to the world. Impeccable taste, my ass.