Angelina Jolie Won't Get Naked Any More...

According to Scotland's Daily Record, Angelina Jolie has given up gettin' all nekkid for every other film role. Well... OK, every film role. The reason why she's suddenly so conservative? She doesn't want to embarass her children.

Ever since, the Jolie-Pitt household went all United Nations on us and she's set to adopting and/or birthing a child from every continent, she has kept her pants up. At least on film.

I want to take this opportunity to remind Miss Jolie, that while her intentions are noble there is such a thing as the Al Gore Internets. Even though the blood-vile wearing odd tattoo-covered psycho hottie is all laced up now, her children's horny friends will only be a Google search away from seeing MILF-nip.