Jessica Has No Problem Being Runner-Up...
It has been widely speculated that Jessica Simpson and singer John Mayer were knocking boots at some point during the summer. I think there was even a story in People. There was a breakup before there was even an up to break.
It seems just the other day John Mayer was sliming around the lounge at the Four Seasons. According to TMZ, he struck out with at least one hottie 
(asking her up to his room to "talk") before sidling up to the bar, and Jessie Simpson. Never one to ignore the chance at another swing, the two jumped in the elevator and "talked" the night away.
It's good to see that Simpson gets the opportunity to bump uglies every now and again, I'm sure the stress of promoting her new movie Employee of the Month has her ready for some relaxing action. I'm also pretty sure that Mayer probably bangs like his music... Slow, whiny and confusing.
3 comments:
Why is someone like John Mayer getting the opportunity, and I do say opportunity to be able to see Simpson's uglies let alone be able to bump them. I ask why sir?! WHY!? - The Critics Lounge
She's got shite taste in men. John Mayer = barfy loser.
Yeah, how come he always looks like he was just beat up?
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