Britney Slaps Her Mama.

Let's take a journey to the multi-million dollar house in the Hollywood Hills with pink flamingos in the lawn and a rusted out chevy on cinder blocks in the side yard.

According to reports, Britney Spears' mother had the audacity to tell her daughter to be a better parent. Our favorite sagging pop tart did not take to kindly to the visit and the advice from the woman who raised her, so she raised her own... hand. That's right crew. Britney slapped the shit out of her own mother. Not to be outdone, according to reports, Lynn slapped right back. This bitch-slap fest is yet another slip towards the bowels of celebutard hell for Britney. I mean even in the south, it's not kosher to slap yo' mama.

Unfortunately I can't take a side on this one. Lynn Spears giving advice on how to raise a child is like Jessica Biel giving advice on how NOT to have a wonderful ass. It just doesn't make sense. I'm sure Britney will claim she was rehearsing for a role in one of those moving pictures or something, but still I can't side with someone who would slap their mother. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE a good slap fight. But some lines must be drawn.