24 July, 2007

Lohan Looks Pretty Arrested.


And, it's over folks.

Lohan was arrested for DWI and possession of cocaine last night.

Maybe that ankle bracelet was a mini fridge for her bottle of Jaeger.

Unfortunately it will be a while before studios can cast her in anything, because she will be un-insurable.

This could be the beginning of a long and gratifying career in the field of fetish pornography. Someone get me some saran wrap and a small rodent.

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